Those pesky cravings

All growing up, I’ve always had a sweet tooth.  In my home, there was never a shortage of candy or cookies and there was always a fairly large stock-pile of Little Debby snacks.  Needless to say, I didn’t exactly eat the best when I was young.

So here we are, on this diet.  I have plenty of bitter, salty, and/or sour flavors with it.  There are plenty of sweets, too, but I fear not enough to really satisfy that ever hungry tooth of mine.  Most days, I find myself day dreaming about chocolate cake, or chocolate chip cookies, candy bars…you name it.

Recently, I found myself looking at The Chive, a site with lots of random pictures.  This set in question was just one of their “Daily Awesome Randomness” ones.  As I swiped through the pictures, I came across one of a box of a dozen donuts.  Let me tell you, never in all my days have I come across something so beautiful and wondrous as that picture.  They looked immaculate and perfect in every sense of the word.  My mouth watered at the thought and I could only imagine how great they would taste.  I stared longingly at those glazed circles of wonder for what seemed like ages, though I’m sure it couldn’t have been anymore than a minute.

Finally, thankfully, I was able to break myself from the trance.  It was only then that I realized the focal point should not have been the donuts, but rather        the cleavage of the woman whose lap they sat upon.

One Response to “Those pesky cravings”

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.